chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584459)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
Sherlock Holmes, I am the T-800, a fellow crewmember aboard the Ximilia.

John Watson has requested I verify your well-being, with the clarification that trouble 'tends to gravitate toward you'.

Date: 2023-12-29 08:25 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (cool beans)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
Correct. I assisted him in finding a safe location during the mission.

[The T-800 is, as always, terribly stiff and expressionless.

The pinnacle of a fun conversationalist.]


There are no lingering effects from the orb's influence?

Date: 2024-01-08 09:08 am (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13589969)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
The protection of this crew is my primary objective.

I serve little other purpose here, other than the collection of the fragmented orbs.

Date: 2024-01-11 09:18 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#14372092)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
There is little other meaning to my existence here.

Once the final orb is collected, I will either request my complete destruction, or to be kept maintained aboard the Ximilia, away from my timeline.

Date: 2024-01-17 08:29 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#14372083)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
Correct.

My existence in my timeline could result in a secondary apocalypse for humanity.

[It's one hell of an answer to that statement-question, but he says it very simply.]

Date: 2024-01-22 09:01 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#14367662)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
It would be the most logical choice.

I have no other given purpose at this point, so I've made an effort to create a new one aboard this station.

Date: 2024-02-02 05:47 am (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584459)
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... I believe humans call it 'socializing'.

Date: 2024-02-06 08:13 am (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#14358976)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
Agreed. However, some humans seem disinterested if they're questioned too directly.

I have attempted smiling as well, but have been informed my smile is 'off-putting'.

Date: 2024-02-09 08:13 am (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584457)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
... The eyes and brows.

[His eyebrows start to move rather mechanically, in perfect synchrony.

His lips pull at the same time into a very questionable smile that says 'I do not know how to fucking smile'.]

Date: 2024-02-18 04:10 am (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13589952)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
... A subtler smile would be more natural.

[He proceeds to twitch like a malfunctioning robot -- but as the twitch subsides, he appears to have something... a little more natural, actually. Granted, it looks like he's up to something, but it's certainly better.]

Date: 2024-02-20 10:43 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584459)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
Understood. No problemo.

[Thanks, John Connor.]

Would specifying which emotion I'm conveying verbally help?

1/2

Date: 2024-02-23 04:30 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584459)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
I see.

I'm satisfied with this answer.

[STRAIGHT AND HONEST COMMUNICATION.]

Date: 2024-02-23 04:31 pm (UTC)
chilloutdickwad: (pic#13584457)
From: [personal profile] chilloutdickwad
[... And one more attempt at smiling follows to solidify his contentment.]
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